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If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.

The More One Produces, The Less One Gets.

By The Time The People Asking The Questions Are Ready For The Answers, The People Doing The Work Have Lost Track Of The Questions.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm. The Early Worm... Gets Eaten.