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Mediocre People Are The Most Dangerous People In The World.

If The Audience Knows You Can Be Funny When You Want To Be, They Will Be Willing To Wait For That Payoff.

Give Me 200 Active 2-year-olds And I Could Conquer The World.

The Weatherman Is Always Right. It's Just His Timing That's Off.

Kids Need To Remember That When You Put Something On Twitter, It's Not Like Whispering To Your Friend, You've Put It On A Billboard That The Whole World, Including Your Own Kids Someday, Can See.