Your Hand And Your Mouth

As Sensitive And Broad-minded Humans, We Must Never Allow Ourselves To Be In Any Way Judgmental Of The Religious Practices Of Other People, Even When These People Clearly Are Raving Space Loons.

The Average Tax Payer Is Not A Big Voluntary Supporter Of The Arts. The Only Art That The Average Taxpayer Buys Voluntarily Either Has A Picture Of Bart Simpson On It Or Little Suction Cups On Its Feet So You Can Stick It Onto A Car Window.

Do Not Spit Gum In The Drinking Fountains.

The Four Building Blocks Of The Universe Are Fire, Water, Gravel And Vinyl.

Seriously? You Won’t Help Me?” “help Yourself Get Killed? No, I Won’t.