You've Got No Chance Of

The Big Thing Is, Everybody Says It's Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. But It's More Than That, It's Being In The Right Place All The Time. Because If I Make 20 Runs To The Near Post And Each Time I Lose My Defender, And 19 Times The Ball Goes Over My Head Or Behind Me - Then One Time I'm Three Yards Out, The Ball Comes To The Right Place And I Tap It In - Then People Say, Right Place, Right Time. And I Was There *all* The Time.

If Someone In The Crowd Spits At You, You Have Just Got To Swallow It.

When I See Old Photos Of Me On The Beach I Don't Look Too Bad... But It's Hard Trying To Breathe In For Such A Long Time When I Spot The Photographers!

To Be Honest, It Would Have Been Better To Watch It On Ceefax.

A Handball Is When Your Hand Touches The Ball.