You're Gonna Lose Some Ball

Am I A Great Manager? Huh. I Was Blessed To Have A Front Office That Found Great Talent, And Then I Was Smart Enough To Stay The Hell Out Of Their Way.

A Baseball Manager Is A Necessary Evil.

He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek Goddess.

If I Ever Find A Pitcher Who Has Heat, A Good Curve, And A Slider, I Might Seriously Consider Marrying Him, Or At Least Proposing.

I Don't Want To Embarrass Any Other Catcher By Comparing Him To Johnny Bench.