You Need Teeth Like Mine!"

My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And Taco.

Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.

I Rented Ghostbusters, My All-time Favorite Inspirational Movie. I Picked Up Some Microwave, Popcorn, A Kitkat, A Bag Of Bite-sized Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, And A Box Of Instant Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows. Do I Know How To Have A Good Time, Or What?

That’s Nice Of You, But It’s Not Necessary To Loan Me A Car.” “i Loan You Cars All The Time.” “and I Almost Always Destroy Them Or Lose Them. I Have Terrible Luck With Cars.” “working At Rangeman Is A High-stress Job, And You’re One Of Our Few Sources Of Comic Relief. I Give You A Car And My Men Start A Pool On How Long It Will Take You To Trash It. You’re A Line Item In My Budget Under Entertainment.

I Wasn’t Sure Anymore What Made A Good Marriage. There Had To Be Love, Of Course, But There Were So Many Different Kinds Of Love. And Clearly, Some Love Was More Enduring Than Others.