You Might Be A Redneck

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

What I Hated Was Doing What Somebody In La Thought Jeff Foxworthy Ought To Do.

I'm Two Decisions Away From Putting Up Drywall For A Living. I Am, And There's Nothing Wrong With That, But Whatever I Got, It's Through The Grace Of God, And I've Got To Use It Right.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.