You Dare To Stand With

No Offense, But I’m Getting Stir-crazy. Can We Please Go Downstairs And Hang In The Bar Or Do Anything That Keeps Me From Sitting Here Bored Out Of My Mind While The Three Of You Watch Me Grow Eyebrow Hair? I Mean Really, I Am Fine. I’m Not Going To Spontaneously Combust Or Do Anything Else Freaky. Promise. (tory)

You Have No Idea How Many Times I’ve Been Barricaded Inside A Box In My Life. I Know It’s For My Protection. But That Doesn’t Mean I Have To Like It. (kiara)

Would You Leave Me Alone, You Walking Pair Of Boots! Let Go Of My Easel, You Refugee From A Luggage Factory. If You Need Some Wood For A Toothpick, There’s A Bunch Of It On The Porch. (sunshine) Beth. What Are You Doing?...she Says She Was Forcing You Inside Before It Got Dark And Something Decided To Eat You. (talon) Tell Swamp Breath I Was Headed This Way. Why Was She…oh Jeez, Am I Really Have A Conversation With A Gator? (sunshine)

My Niceness Has A Very Low Threshold And That Little Girl Just Sucked It Dry, So Don’t Push Me, Olympain. I Don’t Want So Much As A Single Atlantean Stone Overturned. Guard It With Your Life Because The Next Time I Come Here, That’s The Price I’m Going To Demand For Your Incompetence. (zt) Nice Talking To You, Zt. I So Look Forward To Your Visits. Next Time We’ll Do Pastries, ‘kay? (kat)

Did You Come Out Of The Womb A Dickhead Or Develop That Jockstrap Personality On Your Own? (hunter)