You Could Smell My Ass

I Never Want To Compromise My Act Just To Get A Laugh.

When A Ball Goes Into A Net It Only Means Something Because We Decided It Means Something. When Somebody Punches Somebody In The Face It Always Means Something.

I Never In My Wildest Imagination Dreamed That I Would Somehow Become A Sports Commentator.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

Like Bees Creating A Beehive Or Ants Creating An Anthill We're All Moving Along Creating Something And We're Not Sure What It Is.