You Can Shuffle My Deck

He Was So Good At Everything He Did. You Can't Call Ronnie Barker A Comedian. He Was An Actor, And A Great Writer.

I Don't Want To Grow Old Gracefully. I Want To Put Up A Bit Of A Fight.

There Are Enough Tears In Any Child's Life; We Certainly Don't Need To Add To Them In The Name Of Entertainment.

Some People Hate The Sight Of Me As Soon As They See Me On Television. They Loathe The Look Of Me, And I Accept That From The Days Of Variety. I Would Walk On And Some People Would Open A Newspaper And Think, 'he's First On, So He Can't Be Any Good.' I Accept That.

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.