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The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

Egocentricity: The Vanity That Makes You Wonder What People Are Thinking About You When They Are Really Wondering What You Are Thinking About Them.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Best Way To Make A Long Story Short Is To Stop Listening.