Yeah, All Drama Teachers Are

Even Great People Are Always Slightly Disappointing, Which Is Generally What Makes Them Interesting.

I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would Hump Ya.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

The Irony Is, Of Course, That Many Of The Values That I Was Raised With, That I Think Are Very Important, That I Hold Dear, Are The Result Of A Religious Faith.

I Did Not Become Successful In My Work Through Embracing Or Engaging In Celebrity Culture. I Never Signed Away My Privacy In Exchange For Success.