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A Husband Only Worries About A Particular Other Man; A Wife Distrusts Her Whole Species.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

Men Really Prefer Reasonably Attractive Women; They Go After The Sensational Ones To Impress Other Men.

If You Can Tell Anyone About It, It's Not The Worst Thing You Ever Did.

Neurotics Are Always Looking For Something New To Overdo.