Wit Is Like Caviar -

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.