Will Rogers Was An American

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.

As An Only Child, I Never Felt Insecure And Always Had Total Love.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

I've Always Had A Reputation As A Buffoon.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.