Where I Grew Up In

What Is So Fascinating About Sitting Around Watching A Bunch Of Pituitary Cases Stuff A Ball Through A Hoop?

To Me Nature Is... Spiders And Bugs, And Big Fish Eating Little Fish, And Plants Eating Plans, And Animals Eating... It's Like An Enormous Restaurant, That's The Way I See It.

If You Are Not Failing Now And Again, Its A Sign You Are Not Doing Anything Very Innovative

I Don't Have To 'freedom-kiss' My Wife When What I Really Want To Do Is French-kiss Her.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.