When You Wage War On

Most Men Are Prisoners At Best, Who Some Strong Habit Every Drag About Like Chain And Ball.

The Funniest Line In English Is 'get It?' When You Say That, Everyone Chortles.

I Am A Cheerful Man, Even In The Dark, And It's All Thanks To A Good Lutheran Mother. . . . Mother Was Well Composed, A True Lutheran, And Taught Me To Cheer Up, Make Yourself Useful, Mind Your Manners, And Above All, Don't Feel Sorry For Yourself.

Intelligence Is Like Four-wheel Drive. It Only Allows You To Get Stuck In More Remote Places.

A Man Can't Eat Anger For Breakfast And Sleep With It At Night And Not Suffer Damage To His Soul.