When You Make Your Mark

The Man Who Avoids Debt Doesn't Have To Worry About Avoiding His Creditors.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

More Diets Start In Dress Shops Than In Doctors' Offices.