When You Enter A Room,

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

I've Never Had Guys Sit Me Down And Say This Is What You've Got To Do. It's My Personality That Makes Me One Of A Kind, And I Believe That.

I Knew Most Of The People There Who Ran The Places, A Lot Of Wiseguys. They're All Gone Now. All Good People.

I Don't Do Impressions.