When I Was Little, That

There's A Lot More To Being A Woman Than Being A Mother, But There's A Hell Of A Lot More To Being A Mother Than Most People Suspect.

Suddenly, People Had Three Phone Numbers But Never Answered Their Phones.

I Think I Should Be Here Alone To Rethink The World, I Do. I Want These Lesser Humans Gone.

One Of The First Things I Bought When I Made 'roseanne Show' Money Was A Farm In Iowa.

When I Was Three, I Fell And I Got Bell's Palsy In My Face. My Mom Said The First Day She Called The Rabbi, And He Said A Prayer For Me But Nothing Happened. The Second Day She Called The Mormons, And They Said A Prayer For Me And My Face Was Healed, So My Whole Life Was Going Around As A Jew Who Was Giving Talks In Mormon Churches About Being Healed By The Mormons.