When I Was Eleven, I

Teach People To Play New Chess, Right Away. Why Do You Offer Them A Black And White Television Set, When There Is A Set In Color?

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

I Was In Japan A Couple Of Months Ago, I Saw A Preview For The Movie Pearl Harbor. And They Showed The Japanese Airplanes Coming In To Bomb Pearl Harbor, And I Applauded. Nobody Else In The Theater Applauded.

Yeah, I Used To Dress Badly Until I Was About Sixteen. But People Just Didn't Seem To Have Enough Respect For Me, You Know And I Didn't Like That, So I Decided I'd Have To Show Them They Weren't Any Better Than Me, You Know? They Were Sort Of Priding Themselves. They Would Say, 'he Beat Us At Chess, But He's Still Just An Uncouth Kid.' So I Decided To Dress Up.

I Am The Best Player In The World, And I Am Here To Prove It.