When I Was A Kid,

I Feel Like I'm Part Of A Generation Of People Who Are Stuck In The Past And Are Really Self-absorbed. I Mean, We're Actually Taking Pictures Of Ourselves And Posting Them On Facebook, And Keeping In Touch With People That Should Have Been Out Of Our Lives 15 Years Ago.

Speaking Of Twitter, I Don't Even Know If I Composed A Blog Entry In 2009, As I Was Too Busy Parceling My Every Thought Into Cute 140-character Sound Bites. I Used To Only Worry About Being Pithy For A Living; Now Some Of My Best Lines Are Wasted On A Free App!

Honestly, This Will Never Happen Because She's So Much Classier Than Me, But I Would Love To Work With Sofia Coppola.

I've Been Told That I'm Incompetent, Socially Retarded, Maladjusted. I Still Know That I Couldn't Function In Reality. Los Angeles Is A Good Place For Me.

There's Probably No Experience More Alienating Than Fame, Other Than A Terminal Illness, Where You Actually Find Yourself In A Situation That Nobody Around You Can Relate To.