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The Issue We Are Reluctant To Talk About Is Even More Sensitive Than Condoms. The Issue - And I Will Try To Be Tasteful Here - Is That Sometimes It Seems Like Maybe The President Of The United States Is Kind Of Dumb. If You Get What I Mean. What I Mean Is, I Am Not Totally Confident That The President Would Get What I Mean, Unless Several Aides Explained It To Him. And Even Then, He Might Forget.

Today's Scientific Question Is: What In The World Is Electricity? And Where Does It Go After It Leaves The Toaster?

Orangutan Are Very Weird Animals But They Look Very Soulful.

Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.

Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever Has The Gold, Makes The Rules.