In Every Spoof I Make

You Want To Be As Smart As You Can About Being Stupid.

I Wanted To Entertain So Badly That I Kept At It Until I Was Good. I Just Browbeat My Way Into Show Business.

I've Been Accused Of Vulgarity. I Say That's Bullshit.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

Making A Movie Is Like Making An Ocean Voyage, And The Script Is Your Ship.