What Do I Dislike About

Since I Was A Kid, I Could Make Up Stories, I Could Make Up Funny Jokes And I Could Always Do It. When I'm Walking Down The Street Or Having Dinner, Ideas Will Hit Me, And I Write Them Down On Matchbooks Or Napkins And Throw Them In The Draw.

I Prefer To Achieve Immortality By Not Dying.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

I Heard That Commentary And Dissent Had Merged And Formed Dysenery.

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.