Well, The Past Is Gone,

I've Retired A Couple Of Times. It's Great, Because You Can Just Say, 'oh, I'm Sorry. I'm Retired.'

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.

Drinking Again? Go To Hell. All I Ever Do Is Make Some Movies That Made A Lot Of Money Now Leave Me Alone, I Want To Have Some Fun.

I Really Don't Know What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.

I Know How To Be Sour. I Know That Taste.