We Were A Very Small

After Being On The Road So Much I Want To Spend More Time With My Family, Who I Hear Are Wonderful People.

My Parents Both Had A Great Sense Of Humor, And Always Laughed A Lot. One Night, When They Were Watching Candid Camera, I Finally Understood What Comedy Was All About. I Heard The Laughter On Television, I Turned Around And Saw My Parents Laughing, And That's When I Thought: 'this Is Great. This Is What I Can Do. I'm Gonna Prank Somebody.'

My Whole Life Is A Practical Joke. Every Evening And Every Show Has Really Become About Entertaining Me. I Was Always Like That. And Now I've Come Full Circle Because That's What The Tv Show Is Too.

You Can Go Home With A Lot Of Money With Absolutely No Skill.

I've Had People Come Up To Me, As Home Viewers, And Tell Me They Were Screaming At The Tv, Yelling At Each Other, Yelling At The Contestants.