We’re Screwed. (nick) Screwed Blue

Don’t Start On That. When I Offered You Her Gifts, You Told Me To Shove Them Straight Up My Back Orifice. (eros)

Well, I Would Throw Myself Under The Nearest Bus, But Considering My Luck Today, I’m Sure It Would Break Down Less Than A Millimeter From Me And Just Ruin My Clothes…probably Break My Watch, Too. (taryn)

Are You Calling Me Out? (varyk) I’m Calling You Slow. Not Out. (dev)

Shutup, Lapdog, This Isn’t Your Fight, Either. Boy, You Better Counsel That Tongue Before You Find Yourself Without It.

You Were First-string Running Back Last Year. What Happened?” – Coach “stone’s Mouth Happened. It Needed To Be Closed, And I Was A Little Too Obliging To Shut It.” – Nick