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Good Food, Good Sex, Good Digestion, Good Sleep: To These Basic Animal Pleasures, Man Has Added Nothing But The Good Cigarette.

If You Hate Your Lot But Wouldn't Trade It, It's Not Your Lot You Hate.

It's Impossible To Be Loyal To Your Family, Your Friends, Your Country, And Your Principles, All At The Same Time.

No Good Neurotic Finds It Difficult To Be Both Opinionated And Indecisive.

Whether Or Not You Love Television, You've Got To Admit That It Certainly Loves Itself.