We Can Never At Any

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

We'd All Like A Reputation For Generosity, And We'd All Like To Buy It Cheap.

Always Live Up To Your Standards — By Lowering Them, If Necessary.

Pull Yourself Together' Is Seldom Said To Anyone Who Can.

Neurotics Think Of The Past With Resentment, And The Future With Dread; The Present Just Doesn't Exist.