Wafah Dufour Bin Laden, Niece

I Don't Want To Be Somebody Else.

At The Request Of The Catholic Church, A Three-day Sex Orgy To Be Held Near Rio De Janeiro Was Cancelled Last Friday. So Instead I Spent The Weekend Cleaning My Apartment.

I Don't Like My Feet. I'm Not Crazy About Anybody's Feet. But I Have Flat Feet.

If You Retain Nothing Else, Always Remember The Most Important Rule Of Beauty. “who Cares?”

This Week, Penny Collector Gene Sukie Went To The Bank And Cashed In Ten Thousand Pounds Of Pennies He Had Collected Over 34 Years, Which Were Worth Over Fourteen Thousand Dollars. And, Of Course, I Was In Line Behind Him.