Vice Is A Dreary Business.

Facts Do Not Give Advice.

Sexual Attraction Pairs People, But Does Not Match Them.

Mars And Venus Are At It Again. This Time, Hephaestus Is Standing By With A Private Detective, A Photographer, And A Lawyer.

The Cow's Point Of View Deserves More Literary Attention.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.