Vacation: When You Spend Thousands

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

Every Speaker Has A Mouth; An Arrangement Rather Neat. Sometimes It's Filled With Wisdom. Sometimes It's Filled With Feet.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.