Truth Is Only A Question

Fur Is Not Murder, But It Is Quite Expensive.

A Book Has To Be Easy To Open And You Don't Have To Be A Bodybuilder To Lift It. I Like Books I Can Read In Bed. Those Big Tombstones Would Kill Me.

My Childhood Was Endless - From Eight To 18 Felt Like Hundreds Of Years.

Sunglasses Are Like Eye Shadow: They Make Everything Look Younger And Pretty

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"