Tranquilizers Work Only If You

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.