To The People That Have

Silence Is Golden When You Can't Think Of A Good Answer.

Anyhow, I Don't Think Don King's A Very Good Man. But Then Again, I Doubt That A Good Man *could* Succeed In His Business. I'm Sure Boxing Was A Dirty Sport Before He Came Around. He May Have Just Made It Moreso. So That's About All I've Got To Say About Him.

The Whites Have Always Had The Say In America. White People Made Jesus White, Angels White, The Last Supper White. If I Threaten You, I'm Blackmailing You. A Black Cat Is Bad Luck. If You're Put Out Of A Club, You're Blackballed. Angel's-food Cake Is White; Devil's-food Cake Is Black. Good Guys In Cowboy Movies Wear White Hats. The Bad Guys Always Wore Black Hats.

No One Knows What To Say In The Loser's Locker Room.

I Always Asked My Mother, I Said, 'momma, How Come Is Everything White?' I Said, 'why Is Jesus White With Blond Hair And Blue Eyes? Why Is The Lord's Supper All White Men? Angels Are White, The Pope, Mary, And Even The Angels.' I Said, 'mother, When We Die, Do We Go To Heaven?' She Said, 'naturally We Go To Heaven.' I Said, 'well, What Happened To All The Black Angels?'