To Money, The Finest Linguist

To Know One's Self Is Wisdom, But To Know One's Neighbor Is Genius.

We Women Take Love Too Seriously. Men Wish To Be Loved With Laughter, Not With Sighing. So Laugh, Sweetheart, Laugh, Or Soon You May Be Weeping.

An Epigram Is A Flashlight Of A Truth; A Witticism, Truth Laughing At Itself.

Every Man Has Two Personalities; The One He Reveals To Women, The Other To Men.

A Homely Face And No Figure Have Aided Many Women Heavenward.