To Be Successful, You Must

If Women Didn't Exist, All The Money In The World Would Have No Meaning.

The More You Own, The More You Know You Don't Own.

To Be Successful, Keep Looking Tanned, Live In An Elegant Building (even If You're In The Cellar), Be Seen In Smart Restaurants (even If You Only Nurse One Drink) And If You Borrow, Borrow Big.

To Succeed In Business It Is Necessary To Make Others See Things As You See Them.

Since I'm Known As A 'rich Person', I Feel I Have To Tip At Least $5 Each Time I Check My Coat. On Top Of That, I Would Have To Wear A Very Expensive Coat, And It Would Have To Be Insured. Added Up, Without A Topcoat I Save Over $20,000 A Year.