To Avoid Eye Contact, Kiss.

When A Man Bores A Woman, She Complains. When A Woman Bores A Man, He Ignores Her.

If You Should Ever Acknowledge My Existence, I Plan To Snub You.

Health Can Be Squandered, But Not Stored Up.

The Sage Belongs To The Same Obsolete Repertory As The Virtuous Maiden And The Enlightened Monarch.

Wit Puts Politicians At Risk.