This Is Getting Ugly.” –

When You Love Someone, Truly Love Them, You Lay Your Heart Open To Them. You Give Them A Part Of Yourself That You Give To No One Else, And You Let Them Inside A Part Of You That Only They Can Hurt-you Literally Hand Them The Razor With A Map Of Where To Cut Deepest And Most Painfully On Your Heart And Soul. And When They Do Strike, It’s Crippling-like Having Your Heart Carved Out.

You Know, I Would Date If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. But Most Are Such A Waste Of Time That I’d Rather Sit At Home And Watch Reruns Of Hee Haw.

Surprise, Dickhead, Mama Forgot To Tell You A Few Things About Me. (zarek)

How Much Longer Will I Live? (urian) You’re Immortal, Barring Death. (acheron) That Doesn’t Make Sense. (urian) Most Of Life Doesn’t. (acheron)

We Don’t Want Civilians Walking Around Who Know About Us. Got It? (tee) Wow, You’re Like A Ferocious Bunny, Aren’t You? (nathan) Worse. A Bunny Can Be Fluffy Sometimes. Tee Always Goes For The Throat. Trust Me. I’m Her Partner And She’s Shot Me Three Times Now. (joe)