This Ain't No Garden Party,

I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', Profilin', Limousine Riding, Jet Flying, Kiss-stealing, Wheelin' N' Dealin' Son Of A Gun!

I'm Every Woman's Dream And Every Man's Nightmare.

I Enjoyed My Time As Raw Co-owner. Actually I Got Beat More! I Got Beat Up A Lot As Co-owner But It Was Ok.

My Problem Is That I Think Everybody Needs To Work As Hard As I Worked When I Was In My Prime.

I've Always Been A Very Good Heel!