They Say The Oil Spill

George Clooney Is On The Program Tonight. Next Week At This Time I Will Be In A Hardware Store Watching Them Mix Paint.

Last Month Mitt Romney Raised $76 Million. He Found It In An Old Sport-coat Pocket.

Bp Has Put More Birds In Oil Than Colonel Sanders.

President Obama Is In China. Today He Visited The Kids Who Make Our Cellphones.

Former President Bush, To Celebrate His 80th Birthday, Jumped Out Of An Airplane. And If You've Seen The Polls, You Know He's Not The Only Bush In Freefall.