They Say That 'guns Don't

When You're More Mature, You Do Start Telling The Truth, In Odd Situations. "i'm Sorry, I've Broken A Glass Here. Is That Expensive? I'll Pay For It. I'm Sorry." And You Do That So That People In The Room Might Go, "what A Strong Personality That Person Has. I Like To Have Sex With People With Strong Personalities."

I Am Encyclopaedic On World War Ii. My Dad Took Me To D-day Beaches When I Was A Kid. I Was There Four Years Ago - Every Five Years They Have A Remembrance On D-day Beaches And I Would Have Liked To Have Been There And Done My Bit.

If You Get Too Well-known, You Can Never Be A Comedian's Comedian, It Just Won't Sit Well. But I'm Fine With That. I'm Fine With That Label.

Cause If You're A Transvestite, You're Actually A Male Tomboy, That's Where The Sexuality Is. Yeah, It's Not Drag Queen, No; Gay Men Have Got That Covered. This Is Male Tomboy, And People Do Get That Mixed Up, They Put Transvestite There - No No No No! Little Bit Of A Crowbar Separation, Thank You! And Gay Men, I Think, Would Agree. It's Male Lesbian, That's Really Where It Is, Ok? Because... It's True! 'cause Most Transvestites Fancy Girls, Fancy Women. So That's Where It Is.

Never Put A Sock In A Toaster.