These Days, There Are Many

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

Friday Night Was The Night Most People Thought They Were Supposed To Have Fun. Trouble Was Most People Didn't Know What Fun Was Or How To Have It, So Things Usually Ended Up Pretty Ugly.