There Actually Isn't Anything Better

I Have The Biggest Hair In The World - And That's Official!

I Hate Birthdays. I Hate Birthday Parties. I Hate Them. I Don't Know What It Is, Anybody's Only Got To Come Wafting Near Me With A Piece Of Cake With A Candle On And I Break Out In Hives.

Never Work With Kids Or Animals.

It's Quite Nice To Have Something Where You Can Be A Bit Naughty If You Have A Twinkle In Your Eye And You Can Get Away With Things A Bit More And That's What 'the Choice' Is About.

I've Been Out With Men Who Have Literally Had An Argument With The Mirror Because They Couldn't Get Their Hair Right. When I Was Younger, I Might Have Reassured Him, But I Can't Do That Anymore.