The Unconscious Is Our Best

The Only Safe Thing In Filmmaking Is To Take A Chance.

Yes. The Whole Point About Laughter Is It's Like Mercury: You Can't Catch It, You Can't Catch What Motivates It - That's Why It's Funny.

No Doubt You Are As Alarmed As I By The Tragic Decline In America's Language Skills. If 10 People Read The Following Sentence: Two Tanker Trucks Has Just Overturned In Alaska, Spilling A Totel Of 10,000 Gallons Of Beer Onto A Highway. Two Would Find An Error In Subject-verb Agreement, Two Would Find An Error In Spelling, And Six Would Find A Sponge And Drive North.

Will We Allow The Decline Of Our Language-the Language Of Shakespeare, Shaw And Steinbeck? Will We Abuse Our Precious Gift Of Communication? Will We Bite Our Mother Tongue With The Teeth Of Indifference, Crushing The Taste Buds Of Clarity And, Without Prompt Application Of The Antiseptic Of Education, Causing The Gangrene Of Strained Metaphors? Stand Up, America, And Let Me Hear Your Answer: Ain't No Way, Dude!

Take Off All Your Clothes And Walk Down The Street Waving A Machete And Firing An Uzi, And Terrified Citizens Will Phone The Police And Report, There's A Naked Person Outside!