The Tobacco Companies Knew Quite

I'll Rail Against What I Think Is Wrong.

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.

We're A Nation Of Liars. But I Mean That In The Kindest Sense.

It's Sad That We Have Become So Accustomed To Bad Service That We're Shocked When We Get Good Service.

We're All Going To Die. While I'm Still Here, I Want To Make A Difference.