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America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

We Can't Do Much About The Length Of Our Lives, But We Can Do Plenty About It's Width And Depth.