The Teacher Is One Who

Laws That Do Not Embody Public Opinion Can Never Be Enforced.

Men Are Rich Only As They Give. He Who Gives Great Service Gets Great Rewards.

A Poor Man Who Eats Too Much, As Contradistinguished From A Gourmand, Who Is A Rich Man Who ''lives Well.''

Make Two Grins Grow Where There Was Only A Grouch Before.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.