The State Of The Union

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond